t-units

The modernized version of a tampon.

Lisa: "Omg, I'm so bloated. I'm anemic as hell."
Allison: "Omg, you got your p-card, too?"
Lisa: "Let's go find some guys and show them how hot they are."
Allison: "Hang on, we gotta stick us some t-units first."
Lisa. "Yeah! Cheap contraception much? Kthx."

by Jared344035 July 2, 2006

D in the T

Putting someone's Dick in between another person's Tits, also known as titty fucking.

Man, I want to put my D in the T.

by Sir Lionel Richie March 9, 2010

G and T

Abbreviation for gin and tonic. Used by people too posh to waste words.

Posh person to bartender: "Two g and t's please"
Bartender: *rolls eyes*

by almostposh May 15, 2016

G to a T

gangsta to a t, useing an old metaphore "to the t" meaning exactly or perfect

cause im a g to a t bitch cause you know me bitch

by t-$ September 3, 2005

T-Nuts

The craziest dude on your block.

Don't talk trash to T-Nuts. He'll f**king cut you up.

by JigFresh November 17, 2003

T-F'ing

The art of TITTY FUCKING!!!
The insertion of one's wang into the amazing cleavage of one (or many)amazing women.

Look at the titties on dat bitch!!
She makes me wanna go on a "T-F'ing" spreee!!

by Er!cK October 5, 2005

t-weezy

an extremely amazing guy that smokes way too much pot.

Look at that finnneee t-weezy, why does he have to be high all the damn time?

by dkfdhjdfghfjghfjdghfdjfd April 25, 2007