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2/7 Compromise

The 2/7 compromise was established in 1818, to allow residents of the state known as Illinois to be considered partial people. The compromise was created after much arguing in meeting with Illinois and Wisconsin residents. (although most of the arguing was between the FIBs). After 14 days of nonstop meetings, the 2/7 compromise was created. Although many Wisconsin residents disagreed with allowing them privileges, the majority of them agreed that they need a couple rights.

The 2/7 compromise includes the following rights to FIBs:
* The right to drive on Wisconsin freeways, but must pay speeding tickets regularly.

* The right to vote in Illinois State elections.
* The right to Kenosha.
* The right to visit Mars Cheese Castle.

Although these rights were established to allow Illinois residents to be considered partial people, it does not cover FIBs from Itasca. Unfortunately they were unable to show at the meeting and thus were not allowed to take part in the compromise.
-Why is that FIB driving on I94
-They won that in the 2/7 Compromise
- Oh yeah that's right.
by Power Play January 25, 2011
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1/2 base

Girl 1: "So what have you done?"
Girl 2: "Done?"
Girl 1: "Like...bases."
Girl 2: "Oh! 1/2 base, first base and second base."
by grizzy411 July 26, 2012
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HomieBear (2)

Urban Dictionary only lets me use 1500 words per definition so I'm breaking it up into a few, this is the second one. Go to HomieBear (1) to see part 1.

If you ever encounter a wild HomieBear in it's natural habitat, your best method of survival would be to first insult it. My recommendation is "HomoBear". It will then become so overcome with rage that it will charge. However don't fear, most HomieBears range from around 3'10" (117cm) to 4'6" (137cm). Anyway, after you have aggravated the beast, throw some bait behind it. My recommendations include: cold tea, (8-24 hours old), robux giftcards (the more expensive the more effective), and maybe some hypebeast clothing (eg. Supreme, Gucci, Bape, Rolex, Clout Goggles, etc.) Anyway, after you have thrown the bait the humanoid creature will swiftly turn his head around to grab the merchandise. When it does, his neck will rotate 120 degrees, breaking it instantly.

You will then have to dispose of the body, because ever since 1986 when this method was discovered and released to the public in a book titled "How to dispose of a wild HomieBear" written by ward winning author Grills Bears, the extermination of the beast was illegalised to prevent extinction. Apparently the HomieBear plays an important role in society, without them, everyone's standards for human qualities would sky-rocket, causing everyone to hate each-other.
*On Man vs. Wild*
Bear Grylls: the worst thing to encounter in the wilderness is a HomieBear, but luckily they're very rare and I doubt we'll see one.
Wild HomieBear: *Jumps out of bushes while playing Gucci Flip-flops.*
Bear Grylls: *kills himself.*
HomieBear (2)
by T. Fwing Productions August 28, 2018
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2 bros

Chillin in a hot tub

Five feet apart

Cause they’re not gay
“2 bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart ‘cause they’re not gay!”
by Hehehe vines August 5, 2020
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Petscop 2

A video pyrocynical will never make
“Hey Pyro make petscop 2” “NO“
by someone who plays minecraft September 16, 2020
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Tuscaloosa 2-Step

You are in the act of having sex with your wife in a hotel room and just before you blow your nut. You pull out and take two steps over to the next bed and give your sister the money shot.
Last night after Alabama won the game I stubbed my toe doing the Tuscaloosa 2-step.
by Ben Assfukd? February 16, 2021
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2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 pls get tommyinnit off my screen

Something said after watching Tommyinnit sing, dance, dab, and spell his own name wrong on stream to the song "You Reposted in The Wrong Neighborhood" by SHOKK
"2 to the 1 to the 1 to the 3 pls get tommyinnit off my screen," said Wilbersoot watching Tommyinnit
by Iamzbad March 22, 2021
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