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D-Blading

The process of repeatedly inserting a sexual organ into a Dyson airblade for erotic gratification.
I was lonely at the UNFCCC climate talks in Poland so I was D-blading between plenary sessions, and it was breathtaking.
by Williamsburg Rabbi November 12, 2013
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SA&D

Abbreviation of Systems Analysis and Design - the process of seeing what people need to do their jobs and developing information systems based on those observations.
John, an SA&D expert, recommended the implementation of a CRM database.
by Andrew0002 September 25, 2007
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D-DOB

Acronym for Double Day-Old Balls. Mainly associated with college students who haven't bothered to shower in at least two days and are now starting to notice a lower half aroma ascending towards their nostrils. Can be particulary problematic when the student is getting some face time with a pretty girl.
I can't be trying to tap that shit when I got D-DOB.
by Syd Barrett 1970 September 5, 2010
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S-a-D

(abbreviation) In short, SUCK A DICK. In long-speak, the condensed, shorthand sequence of print heralding defiance, contempt and disgusting indifference stopping short of outright hatred to its intended recipient Simplistic, straight to the point, and more oftentimes than not easy to translate without any previous exposure to the sequence. Coined, created and transcribed by well known International Phrase-coiner and Exhibitionist N. Nick in his successful attempt and creation in producing in abbreviation that was sincere and heart felt degradation to its intended yet remaining not overtly profane and blatantly vulgar to nearby witnesses.
Touring some of the town’s more seedy and dingy parts John and Paul amused themselves as they attempted to decipher and interpret some of the local color bursting in multiple colorings and shadings. “Ehhhhh” sang John, in that absolutely aggravating as Fuck English accent everyone seems to notice, “Wonder wot that over there in red and black paint is supposed to be about?” Reading it aloud he began “S-a-D” seeming to make his reproduction sound like a question. “Shit, you’re such a dumbshit, John, ‘Suck A Dick’, Muthafucka, what the bloody hell’s wrong with you?” Paul asked noticeably aggravated and impatient. “Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick, Suck A Dick… Suck This Dick, Jesus-fucking-Christ already. Suck A Dick, John. Go fuck-all, muthafucka”.
by Nikki Stixx April 8, 2022
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D Star

beating someone with full rage and power
a technique often used by indian government teachers to destroy students
"were not just making videos , were changing lives"
Black Person: can you please give me a cigar
White Lady: D stars him to death
by Aatishbazi launda swag mei December 8, 2021
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Sympa-D

Getting sex from a man when he feels bad for you; He is giving you sympathy sex
The girl pretended to be having a bad day so she can get the Sympa-D from Johnny.

Johnny: "She wants the Sympa-D because she had a bad day."
by HopOnPop469 September 13, 2017
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nuzzle the D

what two male roommates do to each other when no one is around
Guy 1: "Hey will you come nuzzle the D?"
Guy 2: "Sure man that sounds wicked fun!"
by chipperdoodle69 November 29, 2010
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