.69

The NICE word used for when 2 smaller people (midgets/dwarfs) do the noice number. But smaller.

I heard that those 2 dwarves did the .69.

by FlameWolven March 4, 2021

69

69 is the sex number. 69% of the world thinks dirty thoughts.

If you are dirty minded you will understand this joke.
My teacher asked me what came after 69.
I said mouthwash.

by 69er_10,000 March 10, 2021

69

An oral sex position. Involves a male putting his penis in his partner's mouth, and licking the partner's vagina. This will ultimately lead to a mouth full of cum.

69 is yum yum in my tum tum

by Rear_End_Eater March 18, 2021

69

the number between 68 and 69 you fucking twat!

Jake : do you know what 69 means?
Fred : isn't it something dirty?
Jake : no its the fucking between 68 and 70 your dirty fuck

by Stegan08 March 19, 2021

69

nice

person: 69
other person: nice
other other person: n i c e

by bakuboi March 20, 2021

69

I sex joke kids find funny.

Hehe... 69. Nice!

by Smartwordman69 March 22, 2021

69

its where the male licks the female's pussy and the female sucks the male's dick. can be done with male and male by them sucking each other or female and female by them licking each other!

ellie and jasper walk into jaspers room*

jasper: u ready baby

ellie: hell yea

iris and kym outside watching a film* starts to hear noises

ellie: screaming* AHHHHHHHHH DONT STOPPPP

jasper: you like that bitch?
ellie: yes yes yes yes yesssssss
iris: wtf is happening in there

kym: i think they are 69ing!

iris: o fuck

jasper: this is so fresh ellie!!
ellie: yea i'm good at sucking cock

iris and kym: WTF DID SHE JUST SAY THAT

ellie and jasper walk out of jaspers room*

kym: you guys know that me and iris heard you doing that

iris: yea you were very loud

jasper: and...

ellie: yea we did it for a reason...

iris and kym: WTF YOU DIRTY BITCHES

by urb4ndicktionary March 24, 2021