Gooning

The act of zoning out, mindlessly staring into space, or losing oneself in thought; often done humorously or casually among teens. Not necessarily associated with anything inappropriate or explicit.

"Dude, stop gooning and pay attention, class isn't over yet."

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

goon reservoir

A container for holding the substances leaked while in the act of gooning. Sometimes a jar, sometimes a bowl, or sometimes the humble McDonalds cup, anything capable of containing a liquid could serve as a goon reservoir.

Kyle has been in his room all day, I bet he’s almost filled his goon reservoir.

by Fancyursa March 21, 2025

Goon material

Goon material, meaning that whatever the term is applied to is worthy of Gooning (masturbating) toward and or with

Yo bro I just seen this one jawn shaking ass on twitter, that’s goon material I’m not gonna lie

by Sondhr July 28, 2025

Goon

Anyone associated with shiur gimmel or decided by the Va'ad.

"Wow, Tuvya is such a goon!"

by HaGoon April 1, 2023

Goon

A big dumb palooka, a muscle-bound thug fond of wearing flat caps and always willing to do anything for "da boss." Usually has a thick Brooklyn accent. Activities usually include gooning and handling most situations with the utmost goonatude. An individual that likes the company of other thugs, crooks, cronies, wiseguys, mooks, henchmen, wiseguys and of course other goons. Beneath his tough-guy facade he has a heart of gold and loves his "Ma". While very dumb, a goon is a force to be reckoned with.

Goon: "Hurry up with dough, da boss wants this place cleared out before da freakin' bat shows up!"

by Goonmaster April 8, 2022

goon

Someone whose got the following prorities:
makin money
chillen wit the homies
and gettin broads
goons will do anything for any of those three causes and dont care about what other people think. goons are always down to smoke a blunt and are always lookin for the next party. a goon is always lookin for ways to come up between stealin shit or flippin weight

50 cent is a goon.
I stole an iphone and used it to steal 300 dollars than i bought an O and turned it into $560, im a mothofuckin goon

by jerryduu April 26, 2011

goon sesh

when you sit in the dark and contemplate reality

robbie came home after having sex with a big tiddy orthodox jew after zach had been sitting in the suite having a fat goon sesh and contemplating the nature of reality.

by joshma February 4, 2024