Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

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Pull a Mal

To pop off and do something really well, or to present an exceptional product

"Wow, that looks great! You really pulled a mal on this project!"

"I gotta stay home and work, I'm tryna pull a mal on this."

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Pulling a Nate

Especially when gaming, ‘Pulling a Nate’ is when someone gives you a time at which they will show up but then doesn’t appear until over an hour later.

Individuals who ‘Pull a Nate’ often justify their tardiness with benign excuses such as watching reality television shows or communing with family members.

Friend 1: Dude, where have you been? You said you’d be here an hour ago.

Friend 2: Sorry man. I was watching Big Brother.

Friend 1: I can’t believe you were ‘Pulling a Nate’ again!

by LesLover2002 November 25, 2023

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Pulling a Shortmancam

Shortmancam WAS a soundcloud rapper that is infamously known for rhyming brother with brother, which is illegal. Pulling a Shortmancam means that you rhymed one word with the same word, therefore making you a gay ginger-midget.

“Cardi B was pulling a Shortmancam in one of her songs.”

by enigmaburrito21 October 29, 2019

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