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I detect a little communism

When someone gives money to the poor in a democratic country, you say this
Money giver: Hey old man, take my $1500 so you can get yourself properly dressed up in this capitalist dystopia

You: I DETECT A LITTLE COMMUNISM
by random_dino September 13, 2021
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I have to get my prescriptions refilled

1) An unfortunate situation when a man has finally worked enough hours in his job setting to receive 2 weeks worth of vacation time to bang his wife on a tropical island. While in Fiji, he realizes his bottle of Klonopin is empty and exclaims, "OH SHIT! I HAVE TO GET MY PRESCRIPTIONS REFILLED!"

2) Stoner/Pill Popper code indicating that an individual has run out, or is almost depleted of a narcotic that they possess(ed) and are seeking to replenish their supply.
person 1: "I can't believe you smoked your entire brick!"
person 2: "Yea, I have to get my prescriptions refilled."
by sux0r September 24, 2003
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'I AM GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OF!'

A look given to students by Mrs.Perkins who misbehave or don't complete there homework. This 'look' is highly feared, and emotionaly scarring.
Student:"Oh my god! Whats wrong?"
Crying Student: "I forgot to do my homework last night and got the 'I AM GONNA RIP YOUR FACE OF!' look!"
Student:(dies loudly)
by RoboChick May 4, 2009
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as long as i have a hole in my arse

A phrase tacked on the end of a statement regarding the unlikeliness of something to happen. Can be swapped out with phrases such as "when pigs fly" or "when hell freezes over."

Popularized by BBC series "Life on Mars."
There will never be a female prime minister as long as I have a hole in my arse.
by Rpg July 24, 2006
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I love this video, it's so cute and sweet

A sympathy comment for really bad videos on youtube. If there's a poorly done video that's been up for a while with no likes and no comments, some people will copy & paste "I love this video, it's so cute and sweet" just to make the video's creator feel better.
Video Maker: "Hey, look, someone finally commented on my video!"

Comment: I love this video, it's so cute and sweet

Friend: "Uh...dude, that video must be really lame..."
by WolfPatronus June 8, 2011
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I don't hate the people, just the government.

"I don't hate the people, just the government" is something people say when they want to make prejudiced, often racist, comments about a country and its people based on zero evidence. For some reason that cannot yet be explained, the people who use this line almost always say stuff that would cause others to think they hate the people.
I don't hate the people, just the government. That's why we need to ban the Chinese from coming to our country until they become civi... I mean democratic. We'll call it the Chinese Ex... Anti-Communist Act.
by SeoyeonlovesDan December 20, 2020
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I don't care if you're talking to God

Used to state that you do not care about the other person's excuse, no matter how serious it is.
Student: But sir, I was held up because I was giving mouth-to-mouth to someone who had cardiac arrest.

Teacher: I don't care if you're talking to God, detention!
by Shadowassasin13 December 20, 2010
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