Nathan syndrome

A contagious syndrome whereby an individual understands and has revised all the content in class but pretends to be perpetually confused to conform to the status quo.

For example, telling your friends you don't know what a quota is just before your economics test, but then getting full scores for it, is the perfect example of Nathan syndrome.

Stop lying. I know you have revised, you clearly have Nathan syndrome!

by anonymous April 18, 2022

New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

tetera syndrome

the tetera syndrome describes the situation in which the victim isn't able to shut the fuck up. they make weird noises which sound like a tea kettle (= spanish - tetera)

"Oh? What is that noise?" "Don't worry, it's just Selina. She recently got the tetera syndrome. She's in her quirky-silly-goofy mood. Give her ten minutes and she will be quiet(er) again."

by tetera April 20, 2022

Down syndrome

Someone with an extra chromosome

He liking his balls i think he has Down syndrome

by Illegal border hopper April 21, 2022

Imposter King of Fighter's Syndrome

Its where you have King of Fighters but forget you own a copy because the graphics are so good and belong in an expensive arcade cabinet. Only because you play too much Street Fighter and Tekken.

"Oh no. I didnt realize I have Guilty Gear XX. I must have Imposter King of Fighter's syndrome."

by Chevyman95 November 2, 2021

Broke neck syndrome

When you sleep in a position that makes your neck hurt or partially immobile the next day.

God i hate these old pillows, every morning i wake up with broke neck syndrome.

by Robo2004 November 3, 2021

Orea syndrome

Orea syndrome

A horrifying sickness, it’s where one acts overly emo and edgy. They constantly beg for attention and try to make people kill themselves. There’s no cure, most people with the sickness, often are toxic danganronpa fans and kin kokichi, 50% chance they simp for rantaro

The origin of this, comes from the user Orea🤪🤪#5864 on discord.

Guy one: yo did you hear about josh getting Orea syndrome??
Guy two: oh no. That’s so sad.

by Kota_KoolKat November 7, 2021