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Pulling a Jess

Doing absolutely nothing for a living but expect to be treated like a queen.
by Sagek25 May 23, 2022
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Pulling an Aaron

To abruptly quit a fantasy football league mid-season out of frustration with your underperforming roster, often accompanied by a dramatic rant labeling your players as “overpaid bums” or otherwise blaming them for your team’s downfall. Usually includes abandoning lineup management and forfeiting any chance of redemption.
“Bro, did you see Ryan hasn’t set his lineup in two weeks?”
“Yeah, he’s totally pulling an Aaron — called his whole team ‘bums’ and rage quit after that 3-point week from his RB1.”
by trid33 September 10, 2025
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Pulling an Aaron

Definition: To abruptly quit a fantasy football league mid-season out of frustration with your underperforming roster, often accompanied by a dramatic rant labeling your players as “overpaid bums” or otherwise blaming them for your team’s downfall. Usually includes abandoning lineup management and forfeiting any chance of redemption.
“Bro, did you see Ryan hasn’t set his lineup in two weeks?”
“Yeah, he’s totally pulling an Aaron — called his whole team ‘bums’ and rage quit after that 3-point week from his RB1.”
by trid33 September 10, 2025
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Pull Poke

(Verb)
When you put tacks in your friend’s pull up bar.
Bro, why do you have holes in your hands?
Oh, because someone pull poked me.
by hot man ass September 21, 2017
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Pulling shiesty

"He's totally pulling shiesty on me." For example, someone who rips you off or is skimping you out of something.
by CaliGal123 September 25, 2009
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Pulling an Itachi

Doing something seemingly and bad and making someone hate you when in reality you did it for their own good. Typically results in misguided resentment.
Pulling an Itachi:
So you mean to tell me my best friend banged my girlfriend because she was bad for me and I deserved better? You mean to tell me the new good non-toxic relationship I have now is because he sacrificed our friendship so I could find love? Holy #### he pulled an itachi!
by I’m right about everything October 18, 2022
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Pulling A Lopez

Skating on the job, while being focused on taking waist up selfies at the gym!
"Where is Juan?"
"IDK probably at the gym pulling a Lopez"
by Mess Caterer February 24, 2025
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