pulling a king ross

when you get invited to a party and have multiple hits of a weed pen and get so stoned you go and shit on a teachers lawn and get caught doing it on cctv

person 1: oh no wheres king ross gone?
person 2: hes had too many hits of the pen now hes missing
person 1: quick check the teachers lawn!
person 1 and person 2: nooooooooo hes pulling a king ross!

by elibeefpope March 20, 2024

To pull a WIB

When you could have healed your incontincence condition by just hitting the gym regularily but you opt for a coleostomy instead. You are pulling an “Where I belong” here

You lazy ass, you’re only here to pull a WIB

by Bottler4ts March 10, 2018

Pulling an Ambie

When you fall into an open grave while sipping scotch and inhaling a stoggie.

I was walking in a graveyard, talking on my phone—about to close the deal—before totally pulling an ambie! Tore the shit out of my groin and spilled my 40 year old Scotch on a zombie!

by Rhode Island Squirter March 27, 2025

pulling a fatboi

when you use people for food.

LMAOOO why you gotta be pulling a fatboi

by shiii,b January 31, 2017

Pulled a Tatiana

The act of randomly leave loved ones behind with carelessness disregard for consequences.

Damn dude, your girlfriend pulled a Tatiana on you! Yea man, she got all her shit and rode out.

by Jovasix November 26, 2013

buddy pocket pulling

It's where your put your hand in your buddy pocket and stoke..

Mills was buddy pocket pulling in teekays pocket

by Pocket pulling September 27, 2017

pulling an eva

Saying that you will meet up with someone just to cancel at the last minute. Being a big fat flake. An Eva can always get away with canceling plans.

Nico: you were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Jess sorry can’t come anymore XD
Nico: wow thanks for pulling an Eva on me

by waterdarling February 11, 2019