by EyeForEye December 31, 2024
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by JMCH1986 January 2, 2025
Get the Laura (Hall) mug.One of the greatest bands to exist. Their music is ubsurd and awsome and the band hails from Ann Arbor, Michigan. The band consists of five guys in coloured ties. Joe Hawley, red tie, Zubin Sedghi, blue tie, Rob Cantor (my favourite teehee), yellow tie, Ross Federman, grey/gray tie, Andrew Horowitz, green tie. Overall, they make awsome music, go check them out.
They have two studio albums, Marvin’s Marvellous Mechanical Museum (Notable songs: The Ruler of Everything, Hidden in the Sand, The Biddong.) & Good & Evil (Notable songs: Turn the Lights Off, &)
They are on hiatus ‼️DO NOT HARASS THE MEMBERS‼️ and they very much existed >:(
They have two studio albums, Marvin’s Marvellous Mechanical Museum (Notable songs: The Ruler of Everything, Hidden in the Sand, The Biddong.) & Good & Evil (Notable songs: Turn the Lights Off, &)
They are on hiatus ‼️DO NOT HARASS THE MEMBERS‼️ and they very much existed >:(
by Esthermatronic 1.0 January 5, 2025
Get the Tally Hall mug.The time it takes for the bar model method, the heart and soul of Singapore math, to become a common feature in most math curriculums around the world, which implicitly means that it no longer holds the competitive edge over other developed nations in math education.
With pirates from both developing and developed countries leveraging on AI, the half-life of Singapore math is getting exponentially shorter, and the “fine” city of Singapore risks being innovated away if local math educators don’t act now.
by Numerati January 8, 2025
Get the The Half-Life of Singapore Math mug.Synonym for cat. Usually house cats, but it refers to the genus of any small feline. Used by commoners in Indiana to insult a cat.
Derogatory Slang
Derogatory Slang
My Rat Half pooped in the plant again.
Your Rat Half is ugly.
My Rat Half is better than your Rat Half.
Your Rat Half is ugly.
My Rat Half is better than your Rat Half.
by reptilezrule January 16, 2025
Get the Rat Half mug.Michael Halterman-Brown is a member of the edgerton community who has an unhealthy obsession with Pokemon, has countless pictures of female underwear on his phone, talks about stealing his grandma's panties, and will shave the acronym for "Kung Fu Andy" (kfa) on the side of his head. and he really likes to piss off his friends.
Michael Halterman-Brown is very fucking weird.
by hungry pig January 30, 2025
Get the Michael Halterman-Brown mug.A specific defense mechanism in profound soul connections where one partner withdraws into silence (hides in the hallway) not out of indifference, but out of paralyzing insecurity. It stems from the fear that the reality of oneself-age, experience, won't live up to the fantasy created, leading to a terror of disappointing the soulmate.
Reading your message, I realized You’re right about the distance, but I want you to know exactly where it came from.
It wasn't silence or indifference, it was insecurity. I was terrified of disappointing you. I looked at the differences between us-age, experience, and I let my fear convince me that I wasn't enough for you. That once the magic settled, you’d realize I couldn't keep up.
I was scared that the reality of 'me' wouldn't live up to the fantasy, so I held back trying to be 'safe' instead of being real. But you feel so much like 'home' that I’m realizing I don't need to hide. It wasn't a temporary visit; I felt 'found' too.
I’m done hiding in the hallway wondering if I belong. I’m coming in, and I’m staying. Let’s build that 'US'. 🥰❤️
Forget The Hallway Fear
"It feels like home to me,
It feels like I'm all the way back where I belong
I'm never gonna be alone again, I'm never gonna be alone again.
Something in your eyes
Makes me wanna lose myself
Makes me wanna lose myself
In your arms"
It wasn't silence or indifference, it was insecurity. I was terrified of disappointing you. I looked at the differences between us-age, experience, and I let my fear convince me that I wasn't enough for you. That once the magic settled, you’d realize I couldn't keep up.
I was scared that the reality of 'me' wouldn't live up to the fantasy, so I held back trying to be 'safe' instead of being real. But you feel so much like 'home' that I’m realizing I don't need to hide. It wasn't a temporary visit; I felt 'found' too.
I’m done hiding in the hallway wondering if I belong. I’m coming in, and I’m staying. Let’s build that 'US'. 🥰❤️
Forget The Hallway Fear
"It feels like home to me,
It feels like I'm all the way back where I belong
I'm never gonna be alone again, I'm never gonna be alone again.
Something in your eyes
Makes me wanna lose myself
Makes me wanna lose myself
In your arms"
by Mi & Your♾️Fantasia January 25, 2026
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