poor man's abortion

Striking a pregnant woman in suck a way as to deliberately cause her to miscarry.

"Yeah my girlfriend was pregnant but I gave her a poor man's abortion"

by jjjk July 29, 2006

Coke Man

Tony Robinson the king of things that are.erm?...........erm?............erm?..dont know really! BALDRIK U wazuk

'OOOH look that crappy programme is on where a load of sad old degenerates look at dead grannies (Time Team). That means Coke Man will be making an appearence!!!'

by Huw Margetts December 18, 2004

Man Dance

a girl's first slow dance with a man, preferably a pirate, because a pirate is a real man. The man usually makes a few attempts a spinning the girl as well.

*the ideal song that would play during this occasion would be Dance with You by Live.

As she stood alone awkwardly on the dance floor, the pirate came up and asked to dance with her. Afterward her sisters were jealous that her first man dance was with a pirate.

by zenhas January 11, 2009

The Naked Mans Curryfest

Before sexual activity, the male warms up by nicely asking his partner to gently place curryof your choice along the penis for a warming, tingly sensation. when the curry is neatly placed along the penis, it is then insterted to either the mouth, the anus or the vagina.

Good luck guys.

Becky - "Oh my god guys, guess which bastard gave me The Naked Mans Curryfest Last night?!"

Jillian - "Was it Paul? Simon? Craig? Fred? Pete? Joe? Ronny?"

Becky - "Nah, it was that dick Clark, he put the curry on his cock himself!"

Jillian - "Oh, that's not roight"

by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009

Man eating bass

A woman's pussy who will fuck any and all men she can get her hands on.

They should put a sign on Kathy's apartment door,"Danger man eating bass".

by Deep blue 2012 January 14, 2010

man constitution or manstitution

rules and amendments for men to say and do certain things such as the right to say "no homo" to contradict any gay statement.

Dude I want to just put my dick in Tom Brady's mouth and stroke "no homo".

Man that's just homo man.

No its not i said no homo. its in the man constitution or manstitution.

by boreashell September 19, 2009

chicken bone man

The crazy old man from Ren and Stimpy that had a chicken bone coming out of the top of his head.

Your grandpa is the Chicken Bone Man

by JenThe80'sFan May 3, 2004