Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.
Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)
by TruthPC October 19, 2009
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Pull a Mal

To pop off and do something really well, or to present an exceptional product
"Wow, that looks great! You really pulled a mal on this project!"

"I gotta stay home and work, I'm tryna pull a mal on this."
by yahahahbabby October 15, 2020
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pulled an amir

The lack of braincells due to his upbringing and hobbies caused him to spout the most flamboyant and incorrect bs. A domer that misses like a stormtrooper has been uttered and everyone is in awe of how he is not an AI
Amir: Steph Curry is mid
Everyone else: Damn you really pulled an amir I guess you really are an AI
by Hypandl November 22, 2021
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Mr. Meat Pull

An insult used for people who masturbate.
“A guy in the stall next to me was jacking off while I was taking a shit! I was stuck with Mr. Meat Pull for like 10 minutes”
by Tenzei February 14, 2022
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Pulling an Aaron

To abruptly quit a fantasy football league mid-season out of frustration with your underperforming roster, often accompanied by a dramatic rant labeling your players as “overpaid bums” or otherwise blaming them for your team’s downfall. Usually includes abandoning lineup management and forfeiting any chance of redemption.
“Bro, did you see Ryan hasn’t set his lineup in two weeks?”
“Yeah, he’s totally pulling an Aaron — called his whole team ‘bums’ and rage quit after that 3-point week from his RB1.”
by trid33 September 10, 2025
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pulling an eva

Saying that you will meet up with someone just to cancel at the last minute. Being a big fat flake. An Eva can always get away with canceling plans.
Nico: you were supposed to be here an hour ago!
Jess sorry can’t come anymore XD
Nico: wow thanks for pulling an Eva on me
by waterdarling February 11, 2019
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pulling a fatboi

LMAOOO why you gotta be pulling a fatboi
by shiii,b January 31, 2017
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