fake ass pick-me

a bitch who usually fakes adhd and other mental disorder I don't know for sure but they usually has an friend who actually has mental disorders but I have had a friend like this before who used me to make friends, ditched me and made me try and commit su1c!de

omfg she is such a fake ass pick-me she literally faked adhd and ditched me

by jazzie<3 December 18, 2023

Me

A Christmas wish …
You ask from me…
For my words to be seen…

Thanks UD

For coming through

For me

by a dream and 💔 December 18, 2023

It wasn't me

Hit 90s song by Shaggy, and also general stance taken by Hamas and wider Palestinians on the October 7th massacre, despite the perpetrators having filmed themselves commiting the atrocities and sharing videos on social media.

War criminal lawyer: This time and date stamped CCTV footage clearly shows you and your accomplice coldly gunning down an elderly Israeli in his Kibbutz.
Hamas war criminal: It wasn't me

by RandyRhoads84 December 19, 2023

it’s AstraZeneca to me

Something that’s very difficult that you can’t understand even after explaining it to you 5 times

I still don’t get it. It’s AstraZeneca to me!

by Ramyhassin July 4, 2023

me

a haircomb

i am haircomb me is haircomb

by IM TSUKKI SUCK MY BALLS July 4, 2023

Flick me up

Take a picture of me dummy

When u look too fine asf w/ no kids and therefore need to capture that moment.

Me: Makeo come Flick me up

Sis: flick me up rn… I look too good.

by Inmybag&inmyBible July 5, 2023

grill me a cheese

Grill cheese meme hahaahah

Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: So lick that coat! You smell like a-
Person 1: Grill Cheese.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Grill me a cheese.
Person 2: I'm not grilling you a cheese!
*Person 1 starts ugly crying.*
Person 2: Wha-
*more ugly crying from Person 1*
Person 2: Ugh.. Fine!

by Dying inside July 5, 2023