telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 25, 2013

Flag

Get the telling me your limo is triple parkedmug.

wrassle me nigguh

when som fuckboy cumes on you

oh no wrassle me nigguh.

by minkok20 May 8, 2018

Flag

Get the wrassle me nigguhmug.

majo pero no me liaria

When smb from spain asks on the stories of instagram:

. Y digo si me lio (. And I say if I kiss you)

And the other person is ugly or you don’t want to be on a “lio” you say: MAJO PERO NO ME LIARIA.

You are majo pero no me liaria ,sorry

by yass_dguez March 1, 2022

Flag

Get the majo pero no me liariamug.

cash me outside howbow dah

It's an internet sensation, caused by a 'difficult' teenage-girl, who was in the doctor Phil show.
It basically means that you want to continue your discussion physically and without a lot of people surrounding u.
'Cash me outside howbow dah' is now the official january 2017 meme, sharing her place with the salt guy. (look it up)

Rose are red,
my hart is fat,
will u be ma valentine

or cash me outside howbow dah

by pugsarecool February 4, 2017

Flag