Pulled a Jesus

Getting someone a gift for your own birthday?

"Dude you're gonna love my gift for you"
"Isn't it your birthday?"
"I pulled a Jesus"

by themagnificentstarfish March 30, 2024

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Pulling a Ben

Drinking after saying 100x that you aren’t going to drink

To be pulling a Ben means you are drunk after telling everyone you are not drinking tonight

by Shoobs moonfish September 20, 2025

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Pulling a shane

Lying your ass off - typically through text form, and doing the exact opposite of what you said you are going to do

Bro is pulling a shane

by Mentospablosenorita September 20, 2025

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Like pulling chocolate from a nest

The act of discovering something delightful or rewarding in an unexpected, messy, or uncomfortable place.

Digging through the attic boxes and uncovering my old favorite jacket was like pulling chocolate from a nest.

by Cal the Panda September 23, 2025

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When someone is braindead, talks a lot of smack. Doesn't know how milk works, if you play games with him he does absolutely nothing for the team. Works as a school janitor, he'll suspect anyone to be an alt when in a discord server or anywhere for that matter and say how much sand they have in their vagina. Goes on discord with his mic on, just breathing heavy when it's unnecessary which adds nothing of good conversation.

Guy: I have no idea with what you just said.
Other person: Haven't you heard? Apparently that's called pulling a morty.
Guy: Well I suppose that clears it up, what he just said literally made not a lick of inane thought. He's trying so hard trying to appear tough when he has nothing to show for it.

by Cemorolen September 26, 2025

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