cock all

Doing nothing

Friend 1: Hi mate, what have you done today?

Me: Yo bro I’ve done cock all today
Friend 1: Let’s go to spoons then

by crookmeister2000 May 10, 2021

face made for cock

one of those guys you see wearing a decorative sweater who just looks like he sucks cock

This asshole has a face made for cock.

by Beelzebubba April 7, 2015

Cum-cocked

When you're trying to come up with something clever to say but you can't think of shit

S: "For the longest time, I didn't know what CC meant in League of Legends."
B: "Heh, what'd you think it meant? Cum-cocked?

by XxRobloxfanxX69 December 7, 2016

Cock smuggler

A bloke who hides other blokes cocks in his ass for pleasure without hesitation or regret.

That Alexander Gregory roe guy from Sandgate is such a cock smuggler! He’s always hanging out upstairs at the best mega club.

by Hitso May 29, 2018

Cock Goblin

A man that gobbles up cock like breakfast or searches for the biggest cocks possible

Nathan is a stupid fucking cock goblin

by Extendedmeme February 24, 2020

Cock Smoker

1. People who actively burn penis or penises and proceed to suck on it.
2. Another name for a toothy blow job.

WOAH, your penis looks terrible, is your girlfriend a cock smoker?

by Side Burny’s May 12, 2020

National grab cock day

8th of March is when girls grab our willies for bants n that

“Oh shit it’s national grab cock day what a result’

by longshlongethan February 24, 2021