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Hot Malört

Getting cock blocked by a person named Matt while already having sex in a jacuzzi
Matt: Hey this is my room!
Max: Matt, go to bed.

Matt: STOP HAVING SEX IN MY BATHTUB.
Karen: Well fuck if this isn’t worse than hot Malört.
by Unkindestpluto March 30, 2019
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Hot men overloaditis

When you have an overload from seeing a hot man/men. This can be a video, edit or photo and you become addicted to looking at them. This could result in a crush.
Did you see Emily? She was watching watching an edit of young Leonardo DiCaprioand now she has Hot men overloaditis.
by PimpSimp3000 January 14, 2021
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Hot Dale

When you pass out doing a ballon of nitrous and everyone at the party tries to wake you up by slapping you in the face with their dicks
“I woke up with mushroom bruises all over my face. I think I got hot dale’d”
by Hot Dale September 16, 2022
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Hot

a description word mostly used for your mom
by epicpoggerscockywocky April 25, 2021
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Ella hot pocket

Ella is a hot kitten who loves doing Hawaiian hot pockets with me
by anonymous March 20, 2025
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Haubs Hot Pocket

When multiple men of different ethnicities fill every hole on a woman with their meat and violently ejaculate a hot load in her.
Hey Uncle Danny, Carol really had a great time enjoying Haubs Hot Pocket last weekend at the firehouse with Dirty Mike and the boys!
by Jaron Aacobs December 19, 2024
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hot pork car

A Jewish summer camp tradition that happens at the break of dawn. The steps are as followed:

1) buy a ton of Chinese food the day or morning before

2) leave the Chinese food on the dash of your car all day in the summer sun
3) have all participants dress only in their underwear, lock themselves in the car with windows rolled up, and blast the heater. The more participants the better
4) upon eating every last bite of the Chinese food, the participants will leave the car and piss their pants

5) lastly, with the sunset in full swing, the participants (covered in their own urine) end the tradition by running in the lake
Hey bro are you thinking of doing hot pork car tomorrow?
Yeah man I'll go to Win Yeung tomorrow to buy the noodles
by Jewholics Anonymous June 26, 2019
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