cock bound

to be bound by thy penis. when one is so enchanted by thy cock that they do not want to do anything that shan’t revolve around thy cock. similar to “pussy whipped”

Taylor Smith is Cock Bound.

by monkeybee23 November 20, 2021

Albino cock fight

A albino cock fight is where u cum on a girl's eyes and she punches ur cock till it bleeds. GIRL MUST BE WHITE AND BLOND.

Bro I just had the best albino cock fight with my girl last night

by anonymous December 22, 2021

Stock cocking

The subtle art of removing things from your online orders to ruin Christmas, birthdays and more by the powers that be because your comedy and comments are too on point, exposing things for what they are eg propaganda, misrepresentation, overrepresentation, cultural machinations on a grand scale or generally being cheeky to your betters.

I had to re-order the three bottles of rum that for some strange reason were removed from my online order despite being in stock, meaning a second and subsequent delivery the following day. I wish big brother would stop stalking and stock cocking me.

by buriedtoodeep November 30, 2022

Frankenstein Cock

When you have sex so many times that it seems humanly impossible to regain an erection, but by some miracle, the girl manages to get you up for another round.

My girlfriend and I had sex so many times last night. Just when I thought I was done I got Frankenstein cock.

by mustache_ride01 December 12, 2017

cock cranium

A term used to call someone an idiot or retard but in a more civilized manner. also known as the end of a penis ,"bell end" or dickhead

Don't be a cock cranium to the waiter. He's acting like a real cock cranium today.

Don't be a cock cranium, help your friend.

He acted like a cock cranium during the meeting.

by GorgeousFreeman June 30, 2025

kandahar cock wrench

Torture device used in the movie “the dictator”

The Kandahar cock wrench is banned because it was deemed to safe in Saudi Arabia

by Tuesyk1 May 27, 2025

Tiny Cock Energy

When you got a small one... but the size don't matter when the ladies love it!

Shanelle likes Ladante's tiny cock energy... he might not have the girth, but he knows how to work with what he's got and slays that sweet pussy every time.

by PartyMonkey2000 January 5, 2023