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Fuck me

Girl:FUCK ME

Guy;:okay uuuu
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Call Me "Señoru`~`Blocu'"

Call Me "Señoru`~`Blocu'"
Call Me "Señoru`~`Blocu'"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 21, 2025
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Me

Myself
by Joshua2019 April 29, 2019
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me

The sexiest motherfucking bitch / cunt on the planet. Not you, reader, me. The person that's writing this.
by DiamondGriefingMC April 23, 2018
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Me and Mrs.Jones

1. A song by Billy Paul
2. An affair
3. An affair with a taken person
Harry Styles may be dating Taylor Swift, but his Mrs.Jones is Katy Perry.

Me and Mrs.Jones, we've got a thingggggg going onnnn. We both know that it's wrong, but it's much too strong to let it go now.
by Very cool band kid named Jimmy November 4, 2020
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you got to be capping me

Interchangeable for
"You've got to be lying" or
"You've got to be kidding/shitting me"
With the word cap
Okay so muh paid for this party with fake money an I'm like you got to be capping me cuh who the fuck has that shit yuno
by Findloo Chunk December 26, 2023
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kiss me first

... before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.
Kiss me first before you try to have intercourse with me, my late&loved Mother informed me in 1975, are good manners, good etiquette, and a good idea most of the time, imho and life experience.
by The Notorious D.U.G. December 18, 2021
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