Hot Humble Human

by Stekam August 10, 2022

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Asbury Hot Dog Warmer

Placing one's dong in between buttcheeks to warm that puppy up during the colder months.

Dale: It's so blustery out today!
Luke: I could really go for an Asbury Hot Dog Warmer.
Dale: I got you bro!

by Wagonwheel69 November 18, 2021

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When a person pours ranch into a vagina or anus and then has intercourse with it.

My wife loves ranch, so I gave her a Montana hot pocket. Gotta say it goes better with pizza.

by summiebummie February 25, 2023

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I went to the 7-11 for a hot rod gasket but the lady there didn't understand. I had to show her...

by Bluesheart April 15, 2016

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Tampering with a Keurig k-cup by introducing an undesirable foreign substance. Most likely semen.

Dan: Hey John, did you put cream in my coffee?

John: In a way, I did. That's a long island hot tea.

by Little stumpy January 15, 2020

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A white rapper who is famous for song blao and caliente carlito. Also an amazing dj, dj hot karl from CT

by Valley area CT December 30, 2018

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I should never have agreed to Hot Karl while eating.

by Supabriguy June 03, 2022

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