White Man In The Room Syndrome

when a White man who is part of a group includes women and/or minorities feels that he must assert himself by sharing (often unsolicited) knowledge regarding a subject that is being discussed. This makes him feel and potentially appear to be the authority on this subject, in that group.

This guy is married to a Karen, and unfortunately he suffers from White Man In The Room Syndrome.

by smellsterriblygood June 9, 2022

Frank Syndrome

Frank syndrome is when no one loves you and you are extremely unlikable because you're short and diabetic

D: you have frank syndrome
F: how would you know?
D: Because you make me want to un-alive myself

by S.T.R April 10, 2022

PND Syndrome

This is also known as, "Person Nearest the Door Syndrome." This rarely fatal but often times annoying syndrome occurs when your desk is nearest to the main door to your office. This awkward location paired with visitors coming in and looking to you as the office Receptionist can surmount and lead to some frustrating symptoms.

Symptoms of PND Syndrome include but are not limited to: daily irritability, mild to severe headaches, loss in productivity, interrupted lunch breaks, fake smiling, loss of enthusiasm, distaste for visitors, and difficulty focusing.

"Did you hear about Janet in accounting? She assaulted a UPS guy with a stapler this morning."
"Yeah, I've heard she's been having some real bad PND Syndrome."

by ChadVision4.0 July 30, 2019

American Derangement Syndrome

Canadians and Europeans are the most likely to have it. It's a sickness in which individuals live such uninteresting lives that their only source of enjoyment is hating on the world's greatest nation. The most common symptoms include flexing irrelevant geographic information that no one cares about, flexing free healthcare that comes with a tax rate four times that of the average American, and flexing colonial wealth from Africans' backs (Françafrique).

European: whats the capital, coat of arms, head of state and date of formation of Montenegro?
American: Who tf cares?
European: Bro you stupid American schools suck, smh
American: You got American Derangement Syndrome

by aussiewhowantstobeamerican August 8, 2021

irritable bowls syndrome

when your pipe runs out of weed and it becomes angry, also known as IBS (irritable bowls syndrome)

my pipe has irritable bowls syndrome and is angry

by SUPAHIGHWAY May 12, 2016

Linn Syndrome

1. A term used to describe someone privileged; but lazy and with a fixed mindset. (a keyboard warrior too)
2. A term for a lazy pessimistic person (does not work hard with the initial thought of failing but dreads failure)

That boy has Linn Syndrome. He is afraid to talk to others in school yet he is so aggressive online.
"You have a 100k set up yet you say we're strict parents? You must have Linn Syndrome!"
That boy refused to study and happily played video games. Now he is crying with his awful results. He must have Linn Syndrome.

by ,mebhvbeuifuwu3r3 December 20, 2024

Johnny Vegas Syndrome

A crippling business disorder that strikes leaders of any sex, race, ethnicity, or size usually following a great success or triumph or sale, etc. Characterized by an exaggerated swagger, metaphorical swinging of chains, and Rat Pack screen savers. Symptoms include unbearably inflated sense of self and an undignified belief that you are bigger than yourself and the community that surrounds you.

He had all the symptoms of Johnny Vegas Syndrome: he just sold a business for a huge profit and was strutting about the office thinking about the next big thing - not realizing he was making people angry with his act of "I'm the God of business".

by onken015 April 19, 2013