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This is part of a disturbing trend seen in the last 5 years in the movie industry. Overall, 75% of the movies made in this time have been one of the following: sequels, remakes, adaptations from books or comic books, or prequels. This movie fills at least two of the above categories.
Sammy boy, you didn't used to suck... why do this to Spider-man?
This is part of a disturbing trend seen in the last 5 years in the movie industry. Overall, 75% of the movies made in this time have been one of the following: sequels, remakes, adaptations from books or comic books, or prequels. This movie fills at least two of the above categories.
Sammy boy, you didn't used to suck... why do this to Spider-man?
Peter dances down street
Peter acts all kinds of emo
Peter gets all jazzy and whatnot in his piano number
Peter thrusts for way to long in public
Topher Grace is Eddie Brock'
Spider-man 1 < Spider-man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spider-man 3
Peter acts all kinds of emo
Peter gets all jazzy and whatnot in his piano number
Peter thrusts for way to long in public
Topher Grace is Eddie Brock'
Spider-man 1 < Spider-man 2 >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Spider-man 3
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The Angry White Man can usually be seen in an oversized truck with a Blue Lives Matter sticker cutting off a Prius on the highway, just to feel something where a normal human heart is. He refuses to question the legitimacy of his dominion by maintaining a thick wall of narcissism, flannel, Wrangler jeans, thinly veiled inadequacy, and gaslighting. If you win a debate with an Angry White Man, you will be met either with a wall of silence, or the ruination of your entire life.
The Angry White Man can usually be seen in an oversized truck with a Blue Lives Matter sticker cutting off a Prius on the highway, just to feel something where a normal human heart is. He refuses to question the legitimacy of his dominion by maintaining a thick wall of narcissism, flannel, Wrangler jeans, thinly veiled inadequacy, and gaslighting. If you win a debate with an Angry White Man, you will be met either with a wall of silence, or the ruination of your entire life.
I lost all my Angry White Man acquaintances when I went to the Black Lives Matter protest and asked for equal pay at work.
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