CrossFit pull-up

a meritless and fraudulent set(s)/repetitions of pronated pull-ups performed by exploiting the momentum gained through kipping cloaked as thoracic convulsions executed in an elliptical path on a standard, fixed, elevated, horizontal pull-up bar; it is erroneously promoted often by CrossFitters as a "functional movement"

Those CrossFit clowns love to claim that their CrossFit pull-ups are better for strength as a (purportedly) "functional" exercise when, in fact, it doesn't even measure true upper body strength since it relies on momentum - unlike a true or traditional pronated pull-up which is, when executed properly, a superior closed kinetic chain compound movement and a more appropriate indicator of upper body strength since the primary muscles involved (i.e., latissimus dorsi, trapezius, and biceps brachii) are forced to work (concentrically and eccentrically) WITHOUT utilizing momentum.

by Carlos Marron February 26, 2024

Pulling A Diego

Ruining a happy relationship , just to fail to keep the relationship with the girl you stole

Damn man, you about to pull a diego?, yeah man I’m pulling a diego

by ShortStack227 April 13, 2019

Gotta go pull a frasier

You gotta go poop

I gotta go pull a frasier

by Not all who wonder are lost January 25, 2022

Pull a G

Changing the drug to be ingested with another without concent in order to meet a means to an end.

Pull a G on big bird in front of his squad.

by Bend1r January 23, 2018

pull a carroll

have intimate relations in a small street at night

god, i’m so horny, i really wanna pull a carroll

by frogscore January 7, 2022

pulling a jumbie

masturbating whilst flacid

i was bored last night so i started pulling a jumbie

by mattdawg96 June 30, 2011

Pull an Edgar

The act of being a wreckless dumbass. Usually results in arrests and/or DUI charges.

"Please feel free to camp out after the party. Wouldn't want anybody to 'Pull an Edgar'"

by blugirl555 September 8, 2012