Pulled Pork

Pulled Pork (or PP) is when your friends get drunk and dare you to have a BJ with a turtle. The hospital is overflowing with drunk idiots with missing wieners. Do not attempt this IRL

Billy: "Did you hear about Alex, he's in the hospital. Nurse said the Diagnosis was Pulled Pork or something
Joe: "I'm not that hungry"
Billy: "no, as in a red snapper ripped off his junk mid act. That's the last time Jason goes to the bar with us.
(Jason walks in)
J: "What's up"
(Jason's bags are thrown out and the door is slammed in his face)

by I h8 nes November 24, 2022

Thumb Pulling

Thumb pulling is when you hold someone's hand then you both suck on your own thumbs to make it look like you are pulling / snogging

"I didn't know they were going out!?"

"they're not, they're just thumb pulling"

by c'est_moi September 7, 2013

pulling the handle

An art term for jacking off

Ceramicist: I’m just pulling the handle!

Us: is that what the kids are calling it?

by Blvckmouse November 28, 2018

Pulled a Cooter

When a man Drives a long distance (45 minutes or more) in hopes to get laid

I pulled a cooter last night and it was totally worth the drive

by lil long dong September 25, 2022

Hobbs Pull

The act of charging into a group of mobs in World of Warcraft grabbing as many as you can possibly handle then finishing them off with Area of effect abilities such as Blizzard, Consecrate, Hurricane, etc.

Made famous by Hobbs the paladin who has helped countless lower level players get some gold and experience as well as help other people make gold with his videos.

Best done with a tanking class any of which can do such a pull very effectively some better than others depending on where you are at.

Toon1: Dude, i need to level up quickly.

Toon2: Just ask someone to Hobbs Pull you through an instance its probably the best way to get experience!

by Slashbow August 8, 2010

Pulling a Brenito

hiding in the morgue like a scared little baby.

Brenito's ability to play Mob Wars is non existent so he does what he does every chance he gets, and does the only thing he knows and thats pulling a Brenito

by Mob Wars Gawd October 17, 2011

Pulling a Bryan

When you are feeling like a sad pathetic loser, so you text your ex begging her to take you back.

P1:Did you hear about Ted?
P2:Nah, what happened?
P1:He tried pulling a Bryan on Doug's girl!

P2:How did it end up?

P1:They read the messages together and laughed about how pathetic he was!

by Nutsackmuscle February 19, 2019