Pulling a Jobs

The act of deceiving or conning a person into believing everything you say is correct.
Pulling a Jobs relates to Steve Jobs and his tendency to exaggerate how great his products are.

Customer: I'm thinking of buying this car
Dealer: It's the best car ever, it can do anything you want. It's the fastest car and the most fuel efficient.
Customer: I'll take it!
(10 minutes after leaving the dealership the car breaks down)
Customer: FUCK HE JUST PULLED A JOBS!
(Example of someone Pulling a Jobs)

by TruthPC October 19, 2009

Pull a Mal

To pop off and do something really well, or to present an exceptional product

"Wow, that looks great! You really pulled a mal on this project!"

"I gotta stay home and work, I'm tryna pull a mal on this."

by yahahahbabby October 15, 2020

Pulled a Scott

When you hit trey in the nuts so hard he falls over for atleast a minute

AH DAMN IT ISSAC YOU PULLED A SCOTT

by Dean Night August 17, 2021

Pulling an Oliver

When someone tries extremely hard at a video game but cant seem to beat his friend, despite owning the game.

Jack: wow Gerald is so shit at this game, i thought he owned it......
Daniel: yeah well it seems like he just cant stop pulling an Oliver.

by Illustrious Left Testicle December 03, 2016

Brick pulling

A practice where the person pulls out a brick from their behind

Kate:"bob did you do the brick pulling last night?"

Bob :"Yeah, I'm not constipated anymore."

by KaKail October 17, 2023

Pulling a Carter

Surrounding yourself with bisexual people but being straight yourself.

Wow you really were pulling a carter back at the pride March today.

by YARCLOCK April 02, 2021

pulled an amir

The lack of braincells due to his upbringing and hobbies caused him to spout the most flamboyant and incorrect bs. A domer that misses like a stormtrooper has been uttered and everyone is in awe of how he is not an AI

Amir: Steph Curry is mid
Everyone else: Damn you really pulled an amir I guess you really are an AI

by Hypandl November 22, 2021