Pull wood

1. To yank your crank.

2. When a woman is looking for a man to have intercourse.

1. He struck out so he's gonna have pull wood.

2. She's going to the club to pull wool.

by Yomamawant1 February 7, 2017

Bavarian Pull

Unlike the Dutch rudder, 2 men grab each other's dicks, and grab the arm holding their dick. Both men try to furiously jack each other off, while trying to stop the other person jacking them off. Whoever cums first loses.

That party was hilarious! Bob was drunk as shit, and gave sam a Bavarian pull, and lost!

by Evil-Baker October 27, 2023

pull a ts

Pulling a TS.
This is when someone start doing something or start saying they will do something but you either never see the end of it or the day of it.
This come from the never ending scams the korean agency TS Entertainment did. They always started something but never finished it or even say they will di something but they never did.
It is similar to procrastination.

-Brian started eating his cake but he pulled a TS and now it is rotting on the table.
-Karen is gonna pull a TS and get in detention for not doing her homework.

by myunmoos May 5, 2019

underdesk keyboard pull out thing

the thing under your desk that you can pull out for your keyboard

I don't have enough place on my desk, i need an underdesk keyboard pull out thing

by NotMrJunior June 9, 2018

Pulling a Shitler

Waiting till your significant other is in the shower then going shit and piss in the toilet without flushing, also turn off the lights and fan as you leave

Pulling a Shitler on my wife cost me the house, 3 kids and the dog....it was totally worth it.

by Lejes August 4, 2022

Pulling a nickfury2010

Ordering a large amount of food from a fast food restaurant and it arrives early but you still complain about it not arriving earlier

Perskn one : Yo bro my food arrived 20 minutes earlier but like I wanted it to be here 30 minutes earlier because then I only had 30 minutes to eat it

Person two : bro stop pulling a nickfury2010

by Elimantorlucas2 May 27, 2024

Pulling the Matt

Saying one will return back soon but never actually coming back

James pulled a Matt and hasnt been back in 42 hours Pulling the Matt

by Grimeggs August 7, 2014