Oh Shit Handle

The handle on the passenger side of the roof, which is grabbed by the passenger when they are afraid due to the drivers driving

John: My brothers driving was so scray last night - I had to grab hold of the oh shit handle

by HALBUD May 10, 2009

shit fuck ton

1. A lot

More than a fuck ton
More than a shit ton
It's a fucking "shit fuck ton"

2. The amount of something equal to what you can comprehend multiplied by 1.2.

Hey William!
Yeah Chris?
Get any pussy this weekend?
yeah, I got a shit fuck ton.

by Chuck McDowell July 11, 2010

Blowing my shit

It Means you erking like someone is doing something that's making them mad or look at you like defuq?

Ahaaaa you ugly assel in that picture!! Gtfoh you really Blowing my shit like bye.

by PrincessNena👑 April 25, 2015

shit strain vocals

Describes the vocal styling's of a singer who sounds like they're trying to have a shit whilst singing. This usually is put on in an attempt to sound like they are singing some real meaningful stuff.

Man! I can't stand Nickleback with their singers shit strain vocals.

by rynoplastered May 15, 2007

Tubby Custard Shit

1. a very fat person.
2. When your shit is kinda like taco shits but looks like tubby custard.

1. ex: Oh my god look at her, she's a tubby custard shit.

2. ex: "why weren't you at school?" "i had the tubby custard shits."

by Keith_the_tubby_custard_shit June 16, 2014

Cat Shit Carl

Cat Shit Carl can usually be observed working at Denny's at 3:00 in the morning on Fridays, easily recognized by his signature sour, ochre-colored cat shit-like stink.

Example:

Bill (to Steve as they are about to enter Denny's after drinking Heavily): I can't wait for my lumberjack slam, that shit is nice!
Steve (upon noticing Cat Shit Carl clearing tables): Dude, we have to eat somewhere else.
Bill: Why?
Steve: Cuz I just saw Cat Shit Carl in there and there is no way I can eat with that greasy cat shit smell lingering around.

by shiteater9000 April 14, 2010

Next Day Shits

The act of taking a large dump or having diarrhea after a night of heavy drinking. Also known as NDS for short.

Guy 1 - "Dude, after last nights party I got the worst Next Day Shits today."
Guy 2 - "Aw man I hate NDS."

by Jme9589 January 18, 2011