Nah i'd win

It's a mistranslated phrase from anime and manga Jujutsu Kaizen, means that person is not completely, but sure that he will win or do something

Person 1: Do you think he will beat you?
Person 2: Nah i'd win

by _J0hnny_ April 28, 2024

Winning at tic tac toe

Having three orgasms (O’s) in a row

Winning at tic tac toe is a good way to unwind, I won at tic tac toe last night and it was great!

by just another random rando July 17, 2021

I have two wins and you have zero

Something you say to your annoying friend

"Shut up lil bro!"
"I have two wins and you have zero I don't wanna hear you talking

by Cultured ass February 28, 2025

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how i roll. Winning

A song by The Gregory Brothers

I was bangin' 7 gram rocks, That's how I roll. Winning
I have one gear: GO - epic winning
Are you bipolar?
I'm bi-winning
Win here, win there, win, win everywhere, where

by SPrice1980 May 27, 2023

High Win Syndrome

Intentionally being targeted by multiple other players in a video game for having more experience, a higher amount of wins, a better rank than others, or anything that would immediately make them a prime target for elimination for no good reason other than to annoy them or cause them to stagnate in progress.

Prime examples where this would occur are games with a leaderboard, or where you can see another player's stats, and/or where doing such actions would not be punishable in any way, such as games that don't reprimand players for trolling and harassment.

Tom: "Man, Jake's getting destroyed in this game! He's top 10% on the leaderboard, yet he can't even get a single win today, even in free-for-all mode, where there are no teams!"
Charlie: "I know, right? He must be suffering from high win syndrome today. Everyone else is teaming on him so that he can't have a fighting chance!"

by ThrowAwayUsername July 31, 2020

Tom Winning

A wild Canadian goose who will approach you with caution until offered a pretzel.

Tom Winning is being defined as:
Riley: TOM GET BACK HERE I wanna give you a pretzel!
Andy: You are such a goose.

by Wagglewagglechopsticks5 May 17, 2021

win/win solution

A total bu**s**t course of action agreed upon by two or more parties; supposedly it comes with benefits for all concerned, but in reality the plan generally ends in disaster, often for everyone involved.

A classic case of a win/win solution "gone sour" --- literally --- would be when a commercial farming-outfit approaches a nearby cash-strapped community to ask if they can pay them some much-needed revenue to dump organic waste in an uninhabited area of the municipality... at first blush it may sound like a good deal, but of course what usually happens in reality is that said waste "stinks to high Heaven" so much that the townspeople angrily vote to close the dump-site, forcing the mega-farm to look elsewhere for a dumpsite, and obliging the town to pay astronomical sums to have the already-dumped waste carted off to be disposed of.

by QuacksO November 07, 2018