Dutch Willy

To wait until someone falls asleep and you fart into the sleeping person's ear

Did you know Bob is getting a divorce? Yeah, I heard he gave Carol a Dutch Willy

by Alphamope December 17, 2016

The Willy Wonka

When you stick your finger in her ass then shove it into her ear. Sort of like a wet willy but chocolate style.

I crept up quietly and caught her by surprise. She thought it was a wet willy but indeed it was the willy wonka and she liked it. She then looked at me with a shit eating grin. "pun intended"

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by Briano R February 21, 2017

mr willy

Jeff caughy 7 inch dick

Holly jeff caughy has a 7 inch mr willy

by Jensfir May 28, 2017

milky willy

a limp penis that is covered in sperm

i have a milky willy

by the 5 footer November 3, 2019

dry poop willy

The act of shoving your dry, unwashed finger into an unsuspecting victim's ear after having wiped your ass.

I just pooped but there was no soap left in the bathroom...someone's about to get a dry poop willy!

by QuailMan85 September 12, 2011

dirty uncle willy

Combining the wet willy and a wet henry at the same time to give an awesome effect

I totally gave her a dirty uncle willy

by hawk johnston October 26, 2013

against your willy

Its when u lick a person's finger then put it in their ear and twist the finger around. Like a wet willy, but done by the victim.

"Quit against your willying yourself" said the bully, as he gave the nerd an against your willy.

by Radiophobic January 13, 2015