Unicorn

A mythical and elusive poop. You you felt it come out, but there is no smell, no fecal transfer on the toilet paper and you will see nothing in the bowl except, in some cases, the very tip of a horn.

The opposite of the Minotaur.

I took my morning shit already, but I'm not really satisfied. I'm sure something came out, but it was a unicorn.

by hot carl sagan January 3, 2011

Unicorn

A rare mystical, magical creature.
A white girl with a large ass.

"Look, that girl is such a unicorn!"

"Dangggg, i'd tap that!)

by AliceonE April 3, 2011

Unicorn

A word used to describe a dickhead

Omar is a unicorn

by unicornfamily December 28, 2013

unicorn poop

a complete babe

bree is unicorn poop

by kpassenile May 21, 2014

Unicorn

One who Spontaneously sprouts a penis
usually a female to a male
it in some way resembles a horse magically turning into a unicorn. Hence the vulgar expression of calling someone a unicorn

Taylor is a f*cking unicorn.

by uraloserhaha March 9, 2010

Purple unicorn

The purple unicorn is part of isis and was discovered by ted Cruz

You are the purple unicorn

by ahenry79 July 10, 2016

Riding the Unicorn

It is used when referencing to someone masturbating or when going to masturbate. Usually used between male friends.

Jimmy: Where Joe?

Timmy: He's probably masturbating right about now.

Jimmy: Ahhh, so he's riding the unicorn.

by The Golden Boy :3 March 28, 2011