Tit Tube

This is a tube usualy made of glass, 10 inches long and 4 inches in circumfrence. There are also designer tit tubes made by designers know as, Purple Death, Breast Sock 56, and Cuffle Pull. Women stuff their breasts into these tubes to give their breasts a more stylish look, and resembles a sock.

I gave my breasts a fantastic look, they look just like my grandfathers tube socks!

by Egon Strangler December 13, 2003

Tuber

When a girl puts a tube in a guys ass hole and sucks out all of the shit then gives him head with shit in her mouth.

Brenda is such a kinky bitch she even gave me a tuber last night.

by Mctringkits March 14, 2007

TUBE

any kind of canned BEERbeing 12 oz. or larger

Dude, pick up a six pack of tubes.

by RAY GOFORTH December 22, 2004

you tuber

when someone did sumthing really cool or crazy or stupid and you don't have a camera all you have to say is that it's a you tuber

damn larry papini that was a you tuber moment

by swag4me August 4, 2007

tube

see choob

by Anonymous March 13, 2003

tube

A hopelessly ignorant fool. This term is usually associated with the brokeass redneck variety of tard. Derived from tuber, which figuratively describes the tube's bottom-dwelling way of life.

Damn, that guy is a fucking tube!

by JoeWriter December 28, 2005

dirt-tube commuter

A homosexual man

Chad over there? Yeah, he's a dirt-tube commuter in the worst way.

by Anonymous January 19, 2003