touches

See: molest.

The rapist Kobes women and touches little children.

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

Toughy McGee

Somebody (usually male) who wants everybody to think he's tough, even if he isn't. usually walks around with the arms out, as if he's carrying bags of groceries. Usually isn't that tough after all.

"Oh great, here comes a Toughy McGee, I guess we'd better get off the sidewalk."

by Ian M. Smith May 30, 2005

Touch of the tism

When you're a "tad" bit autisic. Commonly used in a disrespectful manner in schools across Ireland and the UK.

Chav: nah I swear Ur so *r slur*

Chavs friend: I think we all have a touch of the tism

by ClíoIsAutisic December 2, 2022

The Pete Wentz Touch

The ability to take amazing pictures of yourself. Named after Pete Wentz, bassist of the band Fall Out Boy, as he can take gorgeous photos of himself.

Person A: Look at that girl, she has the Pete Wentz touch. I mean that picture of her is amazing!
Person B: I know. I so wish I had the Pete Wentz touch.

by wowthatshardcore September 30, 2006

mexican touchdown

A sexual act utilizing any variety of Taco Bell hot sauce as lubricant. Most often used when referring to anal sex.

Johnny's girlfriend was entirely turned off of anal sex after he scored a Mexican Touchdown.

by evanave November 14, 2013

touch black

knock on wood

We're going to win tonight...touch black.

by Horse lover 555 March 16, 2016

You touch my Tralalalala

What you say when someone reaches for the last slice of pizza or the last chicken wing and you want to delay them so you can get it

Guy 1: (Reaching in for the last wing)
Guy 2: You touch my tralalalala !!!
Guy 1:What?
Guy 2:(gobble gobble gobble)
Guy 1:Yo bruh I wanted that!

by terranze December 11, 2014