Taint press

The act of pressing on the taint after urinating in order to get the extra dribbles out

After learning the taint press I never leave pee stains on my boxers!

by SausageMoose January 09, 2022

Taint of America

The NY Yankees

The NY Yankees are the taint of America, itchy and unwanted.

by Rudy Pooh May 24, 2018

lick a taint

Putting your toungue between the ass crack and ball sack, usually of a man, and slightly stroking it

Suck bricks faggot!
Lick a taint, Joe!

by RuralDictionary$$$ March 04, 2016

Tainted Ass

A term used to identify a girl to your friends as one you've dated/slept with in the past

Rick: She's pretty cute!
John: That's my tainted ass.

by Deezerman October 03, 2016

Chattahoochee taint splash

A Chattahoochee taint splash is when you pee into an eager recipients mouth while they gargle the song “Georgia on my mind”. Then you repeatedly dunk your balls in the urine bubbles.

I dipped too low while she gave me a Chattahoochee taint splash and nicked my nuts on her braces.

by IloveJon’smom May 25, 2023

Taint Overflow

Ejaculating after not masturbating for over a month

"Man I had the biggest taint overflow yesterday"

by Martti-Pertti April 08, 2016

Taint Paint

Similar to a cream pie, the semen that drips out of a woman’s vagina after being ejaculated into

I gave that girl the taint paint

by Wu-Tang Dan January 29, 2022