chode

a walrus or whale that is wider than is longer.

tom eley: your a chode
ben smith: i know, boing!

by Tom Eley August 10, 2008

Chode

A relatively wide penis that resembles a football

Dude1:did you know johny has a chode
Dude2:no way
Dude1:yea that thing is bigger in with than it is in length

by Smurf smith July 5, 2011

Chode

for clearer definition see 'crotch monkey'

suxk tits mo' fo'

by poo August 1, 2003

chode bagging

chode bagging: rubbing one's chode (usually sweaty) on a fallen foe's face after epic combat.

After beating up her friend, I started chode bagging him to show my dominance...

by power metal whore October 25, 2009

little chode

a small penis, thats wider than it is long...

look at hamber, he's got a little chode

by Peter Gaskell December 14, 2008

Chode Bisque

Dirty discharge containing a mixture of urine and anus juices. Often mixed with pirate booty.

Brian: Wow Lacey that was some good chode bisque
Lacey: Thanks I made it myself
Brian: WOW!

by chip42399 January 21, 2009

Chode Fish

A fish that has evolved from a into a chode-like species of fish. Some may be genetically mutated, therefore having hair on the scales. Rarely would you see moustaches. Their tail fins are also in the shape (or function) of balls.

DID YOU SEE THE SIZE OF THAT CHODE FISH? IT IS OVER 9000.

by Charlie Chode Fish October 20, 2009