Jakob Woods

A humongous nigga with a big dick penetrates your mum with eas ez ez ez ez no problem

Sadiq "Omg Jakob Woods I heard he has a 100 metre cock I wish I could be him"

by Big Nigga 69'D ur mum May 31, 2021

cutting the wood

term used when you jerk off to much and your dick falls off

Yo johnny is in the hospital because he was cutting the wood so much while watching porn, his dick fell off.

by Huntoar April 21, 2017

Oliver Wood

The Batman of Tamworth

"Oliver Wood is him."

by Definitely not DJ Khaleda August 2, 2023

Wood stomping

The act of stomping on someone's freshly squeezed shitlog

William, did you hear? World renowned scat artist Steamy Stacks released a new porno called "Wood Stomping".

by b_ranson May 3, 2020

lil wood

A boy that does funny videos on istagram

Did u see the new video lil wood posted today

by Nickdavis04 August 30, 2017

soggy wood

When an old man cummed in his sleep and has woken up with a soken/soggy wiener

"Man i woke up with a killer soggy wood this morning"!

Man i gotta killer soggy wood this morning!

by Cheese pickelelsl December 30, 2014

wood table

An ingrian or simple person, normally very pissy.

Kate Weaver and Michael Iovenko are wood tables after they tried to sell dope to the cops.

by ingrain99 May 15, 2016