bag of shit tied in the middle

1. noun: a person who is especially ugly - in particular, someone who is all fat, cock-eyed and out of proportion.

2. adjective: how one might feel after a big night out - in particular, upon waking up and peeking some natural light from under the quilt.

1. Man, that bird/dude looked like a bag of shit tied in the middle.

2. Dude, I really feel like a bag of shit tied in the middle, can you close the blinds, please?

by Ryan Paine January 10, 2008

Shit end of the stick

Expression denoting the experience of the less fortunate party to a contract

Don't lend Mitch your broom. He will stick it in his ass and leave you with the shit end of the stick. He always does.

by Millerrtime613 August 24, 2017

shit or get off the pot

A term used when someone is getting weary of thier current situation and they just want to get some resolution already. Often times used when someone is ready to step it up or move on.

We have been dating for a year and your still not in love with me? Maybe I need to grow a Unihorn on my forehead with magic powers to get what I want! Or: I really want you to shit or get off the pot, but I'm afraid I will really regret it if you decide to "get off the pot" instead of "taking a shit"

by MC Celebrity April 23, 2010

The fuck did you say to me you little shit!?

- Another one of Ninja, a Fortnite streamer's quotes

Guy 1: Your so bad at this!
Guy2: The fuck did you say to me you little shit!?

by ImmaRealGamer January 25, 2021

HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy:

1. HOLY SHIT IS THIS A FRICKIN JOJO REFRENECE?!

PERSON 1 Is that a frickin jojo refrence?! HOLY FRICKING SHIT:bangbang: IS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJO REFERENCE?1!1!JOJO IS THE BEST FRICKING ANIME JOSUKE IS SO BADASSSSS :sunglasses:Yo Angelo! Oh you’re approaching me:question:But it was me, Dio:bangbang::joy: PERSON 2 frickin jojotard...

by Reimuudesu January 22, 2021

Where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears

A secluded hang out that few know about. where a man and woman can go to fuck and no one will know and there is usually no one around so you can shit in private.

I'm going to where the natives go to shit and sharpen there spears are you coming with me?

by Deep Blue 2012 September 10, 2009

Shit a hole through the floor

To be so startled/terrified that you shit yourself in such a way that your excrement hits the floor and burns a solid hole directly through it.

Used to indicate that a situation is/was exceptionally horrifying.

Similar to shit bricks

When I saw the murderer's mask, I shit a hole through the floor and ran.

by Xombifier October 8, 2014