Mud stick

When you blast a chick in the ass and when you pull out your dick is covered in feces similar to shoving a stick into the mud.

Last time I did anal with Melissa she gave me a mud stick.

by Wrighteous53 January 10, 2018

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Mud Fest

Mud fest is a gathering of a lot of people in the south. Mud fest is located in colfax, Louisiana. Theres always a lot of mudd slingin and beer and fights. and a lot of pussy. go there. end of story

Hey man i just got my truck stuck, fought this ole dude, got drunk, and fucked ole girl at Mud Fest. It was awesome

by B. Lowe November 11, 2010

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MUD SLOTH

A female/ creature from the woods that which is only soothing to the eye when heavily inebriated that feeds on the weak

I was so hammered last night I hooked up with a mud sloth

by cyscott May 26, 2010

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Moses, the man who recieved the Ten Commandments back in Biblical Times. So called because once he learned he was supposed to deliver the Israelites from Egypt, he took it upon himself to ritually coat his lower arms and lower legs with a mixture of soil and water by making bricks with the slaves. If I was Moses and I got the chance to squish mud between my toes without anyone getting on my case I'd actually be happy. I wouldn't be happy if my friend got killed by the master butcher, though.

Prince Moses the mud prophet will deliver the Israelites from Egypt after crashing the waves of the Red Sea over Pharaoh's Chariots.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood March 24, 2007

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