Jason Branham

A dude that gets laid all the time despite his short stature.

Man Richard is a Jason Branham, he can't kiss the chick he just did without a stepladder but he keeps getting laid!

by Fubar AKA Bionic December 18, 2010

Jasonics

word to decribe a funny happening

Trites: you're dumb
Bryan: That was jasonics

by kcikass October 5, 2010

Jason Cunningham

Dirty Jew who looks for any penny he can find.

Jason Cunningham found a penny. So he dove into the water to get it.

by Lololpolicesuckdonuts May 6, 2014

JASON

A fag who thinks he’s Canadian. Oh did I forget to mention that he has a small penis

Oh that guy must be a Jason

by Bangkingd June 22, 2019

Jason Bug

Everyone copies him just because his hobbies and traits are like herpes, once you get them you can’t get rid of them.

Aw dude, we got the Jason Bug and now we're buying RC Cars with flamethrowers on it.

by drummerboy10598 June 25, 2019

Jason Paylor

A flaming dickhead.

"Hey, did you hear about that Jason guy?"
"Yeah, I heard he used his dick to set a building on fire."
"Typical. That's so Jason Paylor."

by Sour P.J June 30, 2019

Jason

Jason is a really funny guy. He is super cool and is really fun to be around. He is better than anyone at piggyback wars. If you have a Jason in your life consider yourself externally lucky.

Bob : you know that kid Jason

James: yeah he is really funny

by Jgill07 July 8, 2019