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shut your guts

Said person who talks big and brags about a either doing/ did, what was said but taking shit without wiping their mouth with toilet paper.

2. A whore who’s legs are open 24/7 with the labia with uterus hanging, showing the unborn fetus bungee jumping from the umbilical cord

3. When your sister comes home crying and finally tells mum and dad she’s pregnant, than your brother says “there must be something in the air” and mum says “ yea, her legs!!”
1. Talking thru the belly to make a bad example of an accident or situation that didn’t happen.

“Shut your guts phil, you didn’t break my jaw...”
by Slick waffle cone March 14, 2018
mugGet the shut your gutsmug.

Bubble Gut

Wow, look at Barrett, he’s such a Bubble Gut.
by FatFightersUK February 22, 2020
mugGet the Bubble Gutmug.

mash her guts

The act of sexually penetrating a partner so deeply, forcefully, and continuously, that you physically mash their guts.
Dude did you see that girl? I would totally mash her guts!!

Why yes Oliver, Glen and I had a wonderful time last night. After we were done sword fighting he penetrated my anus and mashed my guts!
by bossytim6969 May 25, 2018
mugGet the mash her gutsmug.

Man-gut

A large rounded belly of a man. Typically a middle aged guy who's happy to flaunt it...
Hey! Nice man-gut you've got growing there!
by MCLCLCNCJCOC123 October 6, 2017
mugGet the Man-gutmug.

nigga-gut

When you've eaten alot, and get sleepy/fall asleep afterwards.
I got the worst case of nigga-gut after Christmas dinner, so I took a nap.
by yourmomwhatsup March 15, 2011
mugGet the nigga-gutmug.

coffee gut

The feeling of needing to go to the toilet after drinking a strong coffee or if it’s your first time drinking coffee
I just drank a latte and now I have coffee gut
by Chrisbloomers September 18, 2019
mugGet the coffee gutmug.

Gut brothers

Males that look pregnant, and have matching belly’s. Guts are so big they have to use a mirror to see their little Johnson’s
Moo Moo and Catfish knew that they were gut brothers as soon their eyes noticed each other’s belly. Who knows, one could actually be pregnant.
by The Don of Landscaping March 20, 2021
mugGet the Gut brothersmug.

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