chuff cake

An ironically bad insult that is aimed at another individual for humourous reasons. Usually this word is used to relate to an idiotic/stupid person.

e.g. 'Stop stealing my chips you chuff cake!'

e.g. 'Stop spilling your juices on me you chuff cake'

by Mr.cool123 February 19, 2014

Furt Cake

When you fart into your hand and present it to someone.

Got something for you'...*Furt*.....'Furt Cake

by Graggy21 October 22, 2010

cake-body

Loving cake or cake flavored items so much you start to become shaped like an actual cake.

Steve went cake-body about 2 yrs into his fellowship.

by Donna Lou Doyle February 8, 2015

smegma cake

The cake of the gods, this cake is prepared by you and you alone. You must use your own smegma/dick cheese in order to craft this beautiful cake.

Step 1:The Harvest
Harvest and store smegma in your basement until you have at least 4 or more jars of pasty goodness

Step 2:Prepare
Empty your jars and gather the cheese. Then use your Strong and Vigorous hands and mold your man mayo into the shape of a Cake

Step 3:Feast
You can eat this particular cake with or without pubic garnish, eat it hot or eat it cold, on a plate or bowl, Hell eat it with your friends and family or maybe that special someone that you want to impress for Valentine's Day.

Mark-Alan this cakes tastes tangy
Alan-Dont worry its made with natural ingredients
Mark-what did you call this again?
Alan-Alans Tangy Smegma Cake

by Alan, World Renown pornstar November 23, 2020

No cake for jake

When Jake gets no cake

Someone: what did you get for your birthday

Jake's parents: Not a cake
Someone: No cake for jake

by FREDDIEGEROEGESUCKSYOURMUMATNI November 26, 2022

Cake tart

A cake tart is a famous celebrity who is later found out to be a pedophile.

IE:
Kevin Spacey.
Jared from Subway.
Bill Cosby
The Michigan state Olympic doctor.

I though Jared seemed cool and slim; but damn what a fucking Cake Tart.

by TacoRatty May 17, 2018

Poom Cakes

A cake made of Poomige

"OMG they're so Poom cakes... that cake is in the shape of a Poom lets all go shave our heads and worship it"

by Bluewave1989 October 17, 2008