Alaskan Thot

every girl in Alaska who wears short shorts and a crop top in the -2° weather.

Jen: omg look
Jes: what is it
Jen: it's an Alaskan Thot

by Alaskan Thot January 25, 2019

Alaskan Snow Dog

The Alaskan Snow Dog is used when your partner is on all four. You quickly through Snow on your dick and shove it in while yelling "MUSH"

She was on all fours so I Alaskan Snow dogged her.

by Flatended May 31, 2022

alaskan turtle fart

in the freezing cold one curls up in the fetal position and lets it rip

we were camping and she let out an alaskan turtle fart

by wonkydonkey312 July 18, 2024

Alaskan bull frog

When you hook a females big toes between yours during sex and use them to thrust by extending your legs.

Last night I gave my girl the ol Alaskan bull frog

by WombRaidrr March 19, 2025

Alaskan Waterboard

When a man finishes inside a woman and she then sits on his face, eating out his own cum.

Dora held me down with her lips, as my dripping mouth completed the Alaskan Waterboard.

by Great Leader Much Know September 27, 2022

Alaskan McGuyver

The Alaskan McGuyver is when a man living in cold regions finds it difficult to jack off because his fingers have turned into icicles. He proceeds to put his bottle of lubricant of choice into the microwave at 100 percent power for 45 seconds to achieve a comfortable heat level and consistency for his subsequent jerk off sesh to Eskimo porn.

Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.

We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.

by nancyscrew April 19, 2018

Alaskan Kiss

First date rimjob.

How was your first date?

Great she gave me an Alaskan kiss.

Her idea?
Yep.

by BusterMcThunderstic August 17, 2024