Pulled a Smarty

Making a move or action that fucks over both yourself and others for the purpose of “comedy”

Zeroyalviking: “so let’s try this..”
ChilledChaos: “GOD DAMMIT ZE YOU PULLED A SMARTY “

by JmkingyNWO February 26, 2021

Pull a blake

Doing or saying something stupid

The term “pulling a blake” originates from Oregon. It was named after a teenager named Blake due to Blake doing and saying unintelligent things almost all the time.

friend 1 : How much for a 20 sac?

friend 2 : bruh do not pull a blake on me rn

by Subwayworker September 04, 2018

pull a ness

when one eats a food item, usually a hamburger, they found in a garbage can, or similar trash collector; inspired by Earthbound, a game published by Nintendo

Dude, I saw this hobo pull a ness today! The burger was all rotten and damp.

by Andrew Gaspar August 08, 2008

Pulling A Kelsy

Getting back with the same girl multiple times (2+) because you can't make up your mind and say "no" because you have no spine and won't listen to your friends when they tell you it's a bad idea. Also known as the "Lucas" or the "Chilean Chastity Belt"

Andrè: "Yo ma nigga, what's up with Luke?"

Josh:"Nigga, he pulling a Kelsy up in this shit."

Dereck: "You mean a Chilean chastity belt?"

Isie: "HA GAY!"

by LucasDontDoThis March 17, 2014

To Pull A Carlo

This is used whenever someone destroys pieces of code in a company's software the day before leaving his job.

"I uploaded the first version of the client's software then deleted the rest before leaving that company. Serves them right for treating me like a slave."

"Before I resign I'm gonna remove the most important lines of code from the booking engine... and that's how to pull a Carlo!"

by fuckyeah_r_ask February 04, 2010

Pulling A Xander

exclamation
1. The act of disappearing for an indeterminate amount of time with little to no warning.

2. Disappearing without a trace and possibly not returning.

Person 1: Where did <insert name here> just go?

Person 2: ehhh, they're probably pulling a Xander.

by shadowrunner86 November 12, 2016

Pulled a chris

To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.

Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.

by CTA12345 October 14, 2009