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Cock goblin

1. A driver who, having initially sped up to pass another driver, proceeds to drive at the exact same speed as the other car.

2. A driver who is going at a slower speed than another driver who speeds up to the same velocity as that driver instead of letting them pass.
Can you believe how many cock goblins there are in this road? I never want to drive in Virginia ever again.
by jaggazoom November 11, 2017
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Internet Goblin

A person who spends way too much time on the internet. These people usually spend internet time browsing social medias like Reddit, Instagram, Tik Tok .(etc.)
Fred does not have any friends because an Internet Goblin
by Dark_Shark925 January 30, 2024
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Hobo goblin

Doctor: you have low hobo goblin levels

You: awh man
by Green hairbrush June 21, 2023
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mean baby goblin

The mean baby goblin that lives in my house ate my donuts and drank my pepsi
by BubbyCat21 October 2, 2020
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toilet goblin

a toilet goblin is a small child or pet that likes to follow you to the bathroom and sit next to or on your legs/feet wile you poop
ugh must you follow me *pet's name* i'm just taking a crap. i don't need an audience quit being such a toilet goblin
by bananabean 1957 April 26, 2021
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Bridge goblin

You here about Dan and Tina?
Yeah they didn't want their parents catching them having sex again so they did it under the bridge
Lol total bridge goblins
by Plat's gat December 19, 2021
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Goblin mode

When your playing games and go into a state of crazy focus and just destroy everyone and everything. You become a god.
Dude whitney totally went goblin mode when we played games last night it was crazy
by Wolfmanreece July 6, 2024
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