A Sleep Paralysis Demon is when you're sleeping, then startled into a half-awake state, in which a scary creature, (often gargoyle-like), has you in its grasp. Usually from behind. You can feel its body against your and its claws digging into your skin. You are frozen. Perhaps frozen in fear. But not necessarily, since I've tried to fight them off, but I'm still frozen. Your partially awake mind, wonders how it got in your room. You will assume through the window. As they are often hawk-like, or Doberman-like, you figure they just crashed through the window. If it's man, it's scarier, because he's usually squeezing your jewels.
If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.
If you stay cool, and keep reaching for your rational mind, logic will win out, and the fear will dissipate rather quickly, and you'll wake up. On the other hand, if you're the emotional type and given to weird beliefs, as you start thawing you flip your sh*t and start screaming. This is the "Night Terror" part of it.
Sleep Paralysis Demon: "So I was at the dealership shopping for a car today. I felt there was something a little off about the salesman. Nothing major, just quiet baldy weird. That night he's in my dream and he's got zero respect for body space. Every time I ask him something he walks up nearly face to face to me as he explains things. I can nearly taste the tofu on his breath. Next thing I know he's spooning me in bed with his hand in a vice grip around my nads. I was frozen stiff as I tried to eek out, "I'll buy the car. First thing in the morning. I promise."
by Frip88 July 26, 2025
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Get the Meth demonmug. by TheMANtheMYTHthePOTATO September 4, 2021
Get the Demonmug. A ❌⚠️#pickleMouthDemon❌⚠️
That @GOP, @TheDemocrats, hype #pastors, talking #politicalheads, lying people, etc whereby television cameras, iPhone selfies, live mics, pats on the back, like on Twitter, etc., are just as addictive as the most powerful narcotics.
So they say & do anything
Why I called them #picklemouth #demons you ask?
They love vinegar! They drink in lies and they tell lies to the people!
Psalm 69:21
They put gall in my food and gave me vinegar for my thirst.
That @GOP, @TheDemocrats, hype #pastors, talking #politicalheads, lying people, etc whereby television cameras, iPhone selfies, live mics, pats on the back, like on Twitter, etc., are just as addictive as the most powerful narcotics.
So they say & do anything
Why I called them #picklemouth #demons you ask?
They love vinegar! They drink in lies and they tell lies to the people!
Psalm 69:21
They put gall in my food and gave me vinegar for my thirst.
Candace Owens be acting like a pickle mouth demon on Fox News all the time.
Trump is a pickle mouth demon! He is lying and thirsty conservatives are drinking vinegar-like it is water!
Trump is a pickle mouth demon! He is lying and thirsty conservatives are drinking vinegar-like it is water!
by Lucky Duck Brawly May 17, 2021
Get the Pickle mouth demonmug. When you adjust the setting on a lighter so the flame is 6-10 inches high - that flame is a demon sword.
I borrowed that dude’s lighter to light my cigarette, and almost got my face cut off by a demon sword.
by WeirdMountain December 10, 2018
Get the demon swordmug. A slurry demon is a spiritual presence that possesses someones soul.
It is a devilish presence that makes the host have strange obsessions with faeces.
The slurry demon can cause a person to act against their will and change their usual behaviour if they are possessed.
The host is often unaware they are possessed.
The only way to remove the slurry demon is through an exorcism.
It is a devilish presence that makes the host have strange obsessions with faeces.
The slurry demon can cause a person to act against their will and change their usual behaviour if they are possessed.
The host is often unaware they are possessed.
The only way to remove the slurry demon is through an exorcism.
Josh: You seem to have a strange obsession with faeces.
Martyn: I can't stop thinking about it.
Josh: Perhaps you are host to the slurry demon, you can be rid of it if an exorcism is performed.
Martyn: I can't stop thinking about it.
Josh: Perhaps you are host to the slurry demon, you can be rid of it if an exorcism is performed.
by TheWordyNerdyGuy December 17, 2011
Get the Slurry Demonmug. by The Queen of the Ocean June 15, 2020
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