club colors

Gang colors or any group organizations colors

“You can’t come in wearing those club colors”

by Bulleitsthebestcat November 26, 2020

Millenium Club

An exclusive unofficial dues free club were membership is gained by having sex (intercourse or anal; while handjobs and blowjobs are awesome, they don’t count toward Millenium Club membership, no matter how hot or desireable or famous she is) with at least 1,000 women that on a “looks scale of 1-10” are at least a “hard 6” and above when sarged from the field, and prostitutes that are a “hard 9” and over. While theoretically a man could bang 1,000 hookers that are “9’s” and 10’s” gets you in the club, it is the least respectable way to gain membership; akin to using steroids to be a Hall Of Fame Baseball Player (yeah, you got the stats, and you’re in The Club, but you did cheat to gain membership.). This elite club’s membership is typically reserved for billionaires, trust fund babies, A-list movie stars, sports stars, royalty, and master pickup artists. To get an idea of how difficult sleeping with at least 1,000 “hard 6’s” and above can be, imagine sleeping with a new woman every week for 20 years. (50 weeks)times(20 years)=1,000 women. Ironically, only about 1 in a 1000 men actually reach this achievement. None the less, all men should strive to be members of this elite unofficial society. This may sound like “shooting for the moon”, but if a man actively strives to be a Millenium Club Member his whole life and dies trying, sleeping with 692 “hard 6’s” and above, you can say he had a damn good life and was one hell of a player. We all can’t be Derek Jeter.

Fred: If I was rich and/or famous, I could get into the Millenium Club easy!
Harry: If you gain entry into the Millenium Club as a pickup artist, that would be more admorable that Derek Jeter’s membership. 10’s trip and fall on his dick.

by Orion Jr February 1, 2022

5% Club

Something Joe Lewis says you’re apart of

“I’m guessing there’s some 5% Club going on here” - Joe Lewis

by joelewisplayedmindgameswithme July 16, 2022

Ludo Club

Ludo Club is Birmingham’s most elite members society. Based in the Selly Oak area the Ludo Club is top secret, it formed in corona wartime and has maintained a continuous meet up throughout.

There are 14 rules of Ludo Club, any member found to be breaking these rules has their membership revoked without notice.

The Ludo Club president, CEO and enforcer is the Big Dad. He’s the Man Fuckin like & Xagi Grape & Mint specialist.

You going Ludo Club tonight?

Nonce

by Manfuckinlike May 19, 2020

Club Horizontal

n., a euphemism for not wanting to go out with your friends, in other words, your bed.

Friend: wow the bar was really jumped in last night, babes everywhere. So where the hell were you?

Me: I had a rough week at work, so I went to Club Horizontal instead!

by paulinSJ November 30, 2019

bingo club

A group of old people

Oh look, there goes the bingo club.

by ChurchGirl101 October 17, 2020

Slug Club

It is an association with several humans that:
1)Are unable to plan/ sort out there lives
2)Have the mental age of either a 3 or 18 or 50 year old (no inbetween)
3)Can be very entertaining when they need to be
A well know fact is that Slug Club is always hungry and ravenous for other people's lunches and snacks but in the end they go to the canteen which is there holy grail.
There well known habitat is the library but Slug Club is known to migrate to different places.
Overall they are a lovely group and you will never get bored when you are surrounded with these pure perfections.

"I'll see you tomorrow, I'm going to hang out with Slug Club!"

by Pro0rastinat0r! April 19, 2021