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American Vague

A delaying / distancing / diversionary tactic used by yanks, esp in business: - responding to enquiries with an answer which feels detailed and packed with jazzy terminology but on closer inspection is non-committal and vague to the point of containing no actual information
Office Brit: "What does this mean, 'We'll be sharing the capture actionables for delivery in the foreseeable, dependent on inputs of unforeseen challenges to play.' WHAT DOES IT MEAN?"

Resident Yank: "Oh, it means nothing. You just got American Vagued"
by Wellitywell January 14, 2015
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American tank

a bb gun on wheels wrapped in wet paper towls
by Boris the tank lord December 20, 2017
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American Grandstand

The act of coming on a girl's face while saluting the American flag. Typically done at the end of having sex, hence the Grandstand finale.
I'm not moving unless I can finish with The American Grandstand. And find me a fucking flag.
by Wickerbasket February 18, 2010
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American Spanish

American Spanish is used by Latinos/Latinas, Hispanics, and Mexicans who were born in the United States of America. It is commonly used among Californian's. The style was created by Robert R. Melendez and the Spanish translation for American Spanish is Español Americano. The style is simply American sayings on Google translate.
Dude: Hey bro, I'm going to see my family this weekend and they usually make fun of me for my Spanish.

Bro: Dude, just use American Spanish.

Dude: How do you use American Spanish?

Bro: Just use American sayings and translate them from English to Spanish on Google. It's that simple.

Dude: Thanks bro, that actually helps out!
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american reload

American reload is where you take out your dick and someone else puts there dick in the person in under 3 seconds
Hey do you want to do an American reload?
by Cringys November 10, 2021
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the american cockrocket

A group of five or more american males fucking each other from behind until all the males are involved, thus creating a circle of enjoyment where every 15 seconds, each male takes turns groaning and cumming in their partners asshole.
The group of males had to take part in the American cockrocket in order to get into the sewing club.
by L0tionL0ver69 May 27, 2018
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American Crydol

Someone who crys passionately when their "idol" doesn't win.
Man, Simon was talking smack to Clay last night and Jenny went all American Crydol on me.
by the_end June 19, 2007
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