test my salad

1. testing the viability of individual leaves of salad greens or baby spinach when picking through the container. You know that the greens are almost spoiled because of the smell, but you can tell that most of the leaves are OK. So you pick through and try to remove just the slimy, decaying pieces.

2. bending over in front of a mirror and checking out your own business end
Thank you for coming over while I cook you dinner. Pardon me while I test my salad.
by Ae5Ea8 July 08, 2015
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glucose tolerance test

A four-letter word: hell. Doctors usually order this if you're at risk for diabetes. You are forced to fast prior to the test which can last up to five hours and your blood is taken every half hour.
I can only work part-time tomorrow because I have a glucose tolerance test tomorrow. If the test comes back and says I have diabetes, then I'm probably screwed.
by The Real Driller May 19, 2022
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Egyptian electric testes

Being tased by a 50,000 volt taser directly on your taint and balls.
Yo did you try that new sex move?
You mean the Egyptian electric testes OF COURSE!
Yup how is it.
I can't have kids.
by qwsdfgbhnmk,juytrewsadfghj November 06, 2018
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The Vanicsek-Turing Test

Let an AI write 5 publications for you, if they accept it write a 6th one about how your AI fooled them 5 times and publish it to the same place.
- “What did you mean by ‘the sperm count of genderless frogs can be as high as the number of all the Toyota corollas in the world'?”
- “Well the real question is what does it mean to you?”
- "I think you just failed the Vanicsek-Turing test."
by the1g June 27, 2022
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Panty-size-test

Panties that are so but they don't fit inside the woman wearing them. Panties should be able to wear the pussy that is wearing them.

To test if a pair of sexy panties are too big, take them off and stuff them in her pussy. If they fit then they are not to boy, if they don't, they are too big
Her panties looked huge on her, but the panty-size-test showed me how sexy they were, watching her stuff them inside her pussy proved they weren't too big at all.
by Scvlocal September 05, 2017
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ragdoll system test

An underrated ragdoll fighting roblox game with many veterans using baseball bat and if you won't train your skills quickly, there is a high chance you will get crushed by a veteran from ragdoll system test
a random guy : i keep dying in ragdoll system test, help me pls
a random veteran : no, do it with your friend instead
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FitnessGram Pacer Test

The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. You run back and forth for as many laps as possible until you just can't do anything at all. This can be used as a way to describe how difficult something is.
Me: The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues.
Random Person I Probably Found On The Street: what the fuck
by AstroDoge July 13, 2022
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