testicular tanning

ITS A NICE SUNNY DAY AND YA FEEL LIKE TANNING YA BALLS CAUSE THAY NEVER SEE THE SUN.

It’s a beautiful sunny day I think I’ll do some testicular tanning on my balls! (Testicles).

by Uncle thunder cock buck! June 2, 2021

Xavier Jose Tan

A kind generous sometimes bossy being who always think about the others before himself, someone who you can rely to. He'll be always there for you.

As good as Xavier Jose Tan

by JamesNaismith June 8, 2021

Stray Tan

When your significant other ejaculates you in front of homeless cats

“Yo yo I just stray tan my girl at the park it was awesome

by Ogdouble06 May 19, 2021

Bourbon Tan

When someones face is obnoxiously red from drinking too much Bourbon

Did you see Kyles face? He has the Bourbon Tan going

by Bourbon Bobby May 24, 2021

Midnight Tan

A term to describe a person with very a dark skin tone

Person 1: Dude, did you see how dark that guy was?
Person 2: That guy totally had a midnight tan!

by SkeetzBallz420xx69 October 16, 2024

The Great Spray Tan

A derogatory allusion to Donald Trump, evocative of both his over-use of spray tan to hide his elderly pallor, and his continual dishonesty.

One wonders how evil citizens of the U.S.A. must be, to elect The Great Spray Tan as their dictator.

by Nutty Peanuts November 6, 2024

Arkansas Spray Tan

1. When someone farts in your face when you bend down to pickup something from the floor.

2. When showering with someone else who farts when you bend down to pickup the soap.
3. When your significant other notices the backside of your underwear are discolored.

I don’t know if I want to shower with you again after the Arkansas spray tan you gave me the last time.
I thought our relationship was going great until you decided it would be funny to give me an Arkansas spray tan.
See, this is why I won’t do your laundry… it’s just gross when you give your skivvies an Arkansas Spray Tan.

by anonymous November 23, 2024