e-taint

The place some piece of electronic communications resides between sending and receiving. Usually only noteworthy when the delay is pronounced.

Wilma: Why did not not answer my text? Dino was choking!
Fred: I never got a text from you.
Wilma: Bullshit, show me your phone!
Fred takes out phone and shows recent texts with none from from Wilma...
Wilma: My text must be stuck in the e-taint.

by jfburke619 September 12, 2018

taint tingle

when you feel arousal in your taint

Did you see Timmy's dank memes? They made my taint tingle.

by Swagmaster420PussyPounder October 7, 2016

Tainted

When ones face is abused by another man's taint. Therefore he is tainted!

That guy over there was the first to pass out at the party , dude was tainted!

by Poon doctor May 11, 2019

taint forest

An overgrown and infested bundle of hair in between your nut sack and butt hole.

Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"

by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014

taint titties

Testicles

Hey everyone (points to testicles), check out my taint titties!

by Olygote December 19, 2016

Taint Joint

The Taint Joint is something only passed off upon someone in ill will. Marijuana is rolled into a cigarette also commonly know as a joint, later the joint is placed along the taint, secured for a time underneath the sweaty scrotum. Later this joint is given to an unsuspecting victim who in turn later smokes your sweaty taint grease.

I was really pissed at them, so I slipped them a Taint Joint.

by Bob~Da~Builder January 11, 2014

Tangy Taint

Someone that refuses or just doesn’t have the “time” to wash there taint efficiently leaving a dis-pleasurable odor for the rest of humanity. Also could be from said person not cleaning up after acts of passion or work. Could also be from former food products that get stuck to an ass hair… also see “dingleberry” for reference and definition. Also can be linked to “Trench Taint”which happens more so in the lower half of the states during the warm weather

Oh that person has some Tangy Taint, it almost made me gag

by Toast and Butter January 11, 2022