Sunday kiss

The act of felching with a priest.

After church, the priest and I enjoyed a simple sunday kiss.

by vass March 27, 2012

Sunday

That one day where you just relax but then you think about that horrible, dreaded, awful monday.

Guy: It's sunday.
Guy 2: Ah shit, here we go again...

by oliviaplaysminecraft May 16, 2021

cumshot sunday

When a dudes about to buy but your like “hold up” and squirt some chocolate sauce in your mouth and then you’re like “okay”

“Dude last night Becky gave me a cumshot Sunday on my dick. It was rad!”

by Edwineddyed September 16, 2018

Suey Sunday

A horrible sunday that makes one feel like all hope is lost and that perhaps suey (suicide) is the best option. Of course the alliteration of the words Suey Sunday makes one laugh and thus hope and faith in the world is restored.

God I hate Suey Sunday

by Ajayno January 13, 2014

Sunday balls

Irritation on the scrotum and inner thighs that typically occurs on Sunday, caused by the regrowth of pubic hair after manscaping your shit after work on Friday, in preparation for an anticipated sexually active weekend, the goal of which being to murder pussy as much as possible.

"My Sunday balls are raging. I can't even touch them, but I murdered pussy all weekend."

by Walter Goldshoes November 28, 2019

Brownie sunday

When your fiancé fondles your balls and works the shaft while she indulges in your booty on Friday the 13th.

We watched a weird movie, time for a brownie Sunday

by Jdjcjdjfusucusijjjnc January 13, 2023

Sunday

I always ask what day it is today and they always reply sunday. I mean, what the fuck does sunday even mean? I mean tell me, is it Momday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. I mean .......... tell me. What day is it ?

Friend1: "Ayo big man, what day is it today?"
Friend 2: "Your finest sir today was henceforthed a sunday"
Friend1: "Ayo big man, tell me the days of week. Don't tell me in washed up words blud"
Friend 2: " Sunday is a day of the week"
Friend 1: "Raaaaaaah shut yo mouth. You've got monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, wedneday, friday and saturday. Don't tell me there aint seven days a week

by chitty chitty bang May 15, 2021